An 'Eye-Opening' fax/email was sent to GFN from an
anonymous sender. We can only assume that it
originated from a disgusted employee of the HSUS.
Many current and 'ex' employees/volunteers from the
HSUS send GFN inside info regularly. GFN cannot
verify the authenticity of the below correspondence.
However GFN thought we would let our members read
it.
From the below, apparent, resignation letter by J.P.
Goodwin, you will see why GFN put up the photo/vid
above, and the title (headline) relating to this
segment of GFN.
Dear Mr. Pacelle,
As a graduate of an institution of higher education for
domestic terrorism, I have a few very basic
expectations. Chief among these is that my direct
superiors have an intellect that ranges above the
common field mouse. After your consistent and
annoying harassment of my co-terrorists and me
during the commission of our duties, I can only
surmise that you are one of the few true genetic
wastes of our time and resources.
Asking me, a domestic terrorist, to explain every little
nuance of everything I do each time you happen to
stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but
also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because
I know how to network the ALF, and you were
apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and
other ALF members, who watch you vainly attempt to
understand the concept of "cut and run", after a
mission, for the hundredth time.
You will never understand computers or our cause.
Something as incredibly simple as arson still gives you
too many options. You will also never understand why
people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it
to you, even though I am sure this will be just as
effective as telling you what an can of gas is. Your
shiny new iMac computer has more personality than
you ever will.
You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly
looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed
useless look about you that may have worked for
your interview, but now that you actually have
responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff,
hoping their talent will cover for your glaring
ineptitude. In a world of animal freedoms, you are the
blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs
at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert
principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change
without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I
am forced to tender my resignation, however I have
a few parting thoughts.
- When someone calls you in reference to
employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad
recommendation, even though I'm a convicted
criminal. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer
not to comment." I will have friends randomly call you
over the next couple of years to keep you honest,
because I know you would be unable to do it on your
own.
- I have all the passwords to every account on the
system computer, and I know every password you
have used for the last five years. If you decide to
get cute, I am going to publish your "favorites list",
which I conveniently saved when you made me "back
up" your useless files. I do believe that terms
like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the
public who donates.
- When you borrowed the digital camera to "take
pictures of your Mother's birthday," you neglected to
mention that you were going to take pictures of
yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase
them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it
to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce
bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied
and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a
glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell
check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)
Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of
recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow.
One word of this to anybody, and all of your little
twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the
public. Never f*** with your front man. Why?
Because they know what you do with all that free
time!
Wishing you a grand and glorious day,
J.P. Goodwin
When the HSUS supporters who have just read this
and gasped, then you know how those innocent,
dog/cat/rooster/horse/hunters/fisherman et al,
people feel after being run over by HSUS, PeTA,
SPCA, ASPCA, or any other well-trained organization
who follows your lead, your instruction, and your
example. If you responded to this letter, whether it
be authentic or not, perhaps you should re-consider
what you do to others.
